The more moderate commentators will concede that perhaps all men are rakes but that gay men happen to get more action because they are not counterbalanced by the prudish restrained sensibilities of a lady, who will demand a dinner and a bouquet of flowers before offering her own rosebud to the ravenous beast. “Studies show the average gay man has approximately one billion sexual partners per year,” the spokesperson for the God Guns and Glory Family Institute will tell a camera with a straight face, right before he goes back to the hotel to have sex with the studly 17-year-old baggage carrier.
If you believe conservative social theorists, gay men are sexually promiscuous to the point of approaching relativistic speeds.
